[英文] 俚語時間！生活常用用語！

喬今天要分享的是與生活相當貼近的俚語，記得寫正式文章請勿使用唷！但是生活中這些用語都可能很常使用到，同學們一起來學習吧！

one reply bitch

【常回些過於簡單敷衍字眼的女生，例如：呵呵、是喔、哈哈、嗯嗯、對啊、真的】

[A one reply bitch is someone who replies with simple words like: “yeah, okay, cool, nice, alright, yep, whatever, nope,” etc]

例: She seems like a big one reply bitch.

她似乎就是個回覆非常敷衍的女生

fuckboi

【欺騙女人感情僅為了肉體關係的男人】

[a guy who will only date girls for their body. A total ass. A guy that will make a girl cry and laugh, and a guy who lies when they said I love you]

例: Turns out he was a fuckboi.

他竟然曾是個欺騙女人感情的壞蛋！

morning selfie

【在社交網站放上自拍說剛起床，但實際上已上妝或者洗完澡的女性自拍，通常只有笨蛋才會上當，相信他們真的是剛起床】
[when someone posts a selfie to any social media in the morning, but put on makeup and takes a bath before doing. They then take the selfie and say whatever hipster crp they use. Idiots actually believe that they just woke up so they fap to it]
* fap 意指某人很有吸引力

nexterday
【後天】
[the day after tomorrow]
例: I have to go to a meeting nexterday!

我後天有個會議

office hit list

【(不可能真的去殺) 工作的公司/辦公室憎恨而想謀殺的名單】

[A list of people with whom you work and whom you would also like ot murder. But you never would because you’re not a murderer so it’s an “office hit list” instead of just a regular hit list]

例: By the end of the week I has so many people on my office hit list that the company would be dead if I were actually a murderer. Good thing I’m not.

在這週的結尾，我的辦公室謀殺名單有太多人了。如果我真的殺了他們，這間公司就會倒了。還好我不是謀殺犯。

Instagram Prime Time

【Instagram最多人活躍使用的時間(這段時間使用會得到比較多讚)】

[the time of day during which Instagram will be the most active; for example the Instagram feed will be quickly updated and Instagram pictures will receive more instantaneous likes]

例: [Person 1] I’m thinking of posting this picture on Instagram.
[Person 2] Don’t post it now! It’s not Instagram Prime Time yet.

compulsive highlighter

【在電腦上閱讀訊息，但無法克制自我不斷去選取、取消選取，又再次選取的人】

[A person who, when reading text on a computer screen, cannot help but constantly select, deselect, and reselect the text. This highlighting ranges from constantly clicking the text at random, highlighting the words as they are read, or highlighting the words as a bookmark to stay on track]

例: Jimmy is a compulsive highlighter; he constantly clicks at his computer screen even while he has just read!

accidental incest

【男生發生了自然排精現象(夢遺)，並且醒來之後聽到父母在其他房間行房】
[Having a realistic wet dream to wake up to hearing your parents having sex in the other room]
* wet dream 男子自然排精現象

(以上字典來自於 urbandictionary.com )

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